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Roly And Diesel is the eleventh episode of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach.



(The camera pans down to show Roly waiting at Knapford Station.)

Roly's very excited. Today he gets to work with another engine!

(Diesel arrives at the station, and sounds his horn as a greeting.)

Diesel: [Smoothly] Hello, Roly. I am delighted to be working with such a splendid coach.

(James arrives as well.)

And uh-oh, here comes James. You just know he’s gonna take the piss...

James: [Rudely] Awright, Diesel, you smelly b*****d!

Diesel: [Ominously] Hey, James...don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

James (takes no notice): [Rebeliously] Hey! Just told me old mom **** what’s wrong with coaches? **** a rusty boiler **** ****** Henry!

(Diesel's eyes turn green. He begins growling as he starts to transform into Diesel 10, first changing colour and then gradually changing shape. Pinchy pops out of Diesel 10's cab, grabs Roly, and throws him high into the air.)

James: [Baffled] Well, f***k me!

(After a while, Roly is shown falling and landing on a station. Billy is visible as a cameo, waiting in the station's car park.)

Phew. Well, that was lucky wasn’t it, Roly?

(Camera turns to reveal the Northern sign.)

Oh, bollocks...

(Roly looks at the audience and the credits roll.)

The creature is wanted for a murder he didn’t commit.

(Diesel is shown next to a gravestone with his name on it.)

Diesel is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead. Until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

(Camera focuses on Diesel, as he looks at the audience. Just then Diesel 10 appears on the right side of the screen with the text “Diesel Ten” in the middle.)

                                          The End


  • Diesel turning into Diesel 10 when he's angry is likely a reference to the '77-'82 TV Show The Incredible Hulk with another reference being the post-credits narration: "The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit." Which quotes the opening narration of the show.




Roly And Diesel