- Roly (does not speak)
- Edward (cameo)
- Ferdinand (cameo)
- Diesel (cameo)
- The Chinese High Speed Train (cameo)
The video starts off in 1972.
Every weekday morning Roly is greeted by little Timmy on his daily comumte to school.
Timmy: Good morning Roly.
Roly looks at the audience and gives a small smile. Five years later in 1977, Timmy is now a teenager with green hair and piercings.
Timmy: Hey Roly, stupid coach! Why don't you go back to where you came from?!
Roly looks at the audience. 10 years later in 1987, Timmy is now an adult. His piercings have been removed, his hair has gotten shorter and gone back to its original colour. Timmy is talking into his mobile phone.
Timmy: Well I don't want to hear that, do I. Right, I'll be there in thirty, now that this train has finally decided to turn up!
Roly looks at the audience. Twenty fives later in 2012, Timmy has gained weight and his hair is even shorter.
Timmy: I know you're not responsible for the quality of the railway sandwiches, but you're on the front line of this operation and I expect you to action my complaint!
Roly looks at the audience. Thirty years later in 2042, Timmy is now an old man. Most of his hair is gone and he has lost weight.
Timmy: Hello Roly. Ey, it's nice to see a familiar face.
Roly looks at the audience and gets angry. He shuts his door just as Timmy is leaning over, causing Timmy to scream.